Category: Silly Poems
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Jaeger-LeCoultre: A Silly Watch Poem
Jaeger-LeCoultre! Thou who wert once vauntedyet still vaunted,doth become marginalizedby the dumb, hype-ass Rolex marketing machine, damn. Should only those esteemed halls of the manufacturebecome in the minds of the people once again featured,then maybe all them tools would realize Rolex is overratedand instead, once more by Jaeger-LeCoultre be elated! Alas! Though your calibres be… Read more
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Skiing with the Rolex Submariner: A Poem
Tools of the modern age whichafford false comfort to digitally displaythe distance our feet or the long planks attached thereuponhave traveled for leisure,merely prove the old adage of ignorance that yields pleasure. Ignorance is the embrace of the Calibre 3230,ticking away safely secured,in that 300M water-resistant fortress ready to much endure. Through the perils of… Read more