Jaeger-LeCoultre! Thou who wert once vaunted
yet still vaunted,
doth become marginalized
by the dumb, hype-ass Rolex marketing machine, damn.

Should only those esteemed halls of the manufacture
become in the minds of the people once again featured,
then maybe all them tools would realize Rolex is overrated
and instead, once more by Jaeger-LeCoultre be elated!

Alas! Though your calibres be impressive,
the finished watches tend to be a tad inexpressive!
Perhaps clothe them with vibes more immersive,
and folks would be of your brand a lot less dismissive!

Heck, they won’t even care that it’s so expensive!